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Kim Jong Un Candle

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    This human fireplug is a nuclear-level Hot Head! When the highly erratic, fission-tempered “Supreme Leader” isn’t ordering the murders of family and foes alike, Kim enjoys test-firing missiles with the unfettered glee of a kid launching water balloons with a backyard slingshot! And let’s not even talk about the evil dictator prancing and posing atop his majestic white stallion.

    Show your support for decency, equality, and humanity by burning in effigy your very own Kim Jong-Un candle. He and his authoritarian regime embody everything that the western world opposes. This candle won't change the situation in North Korea but watching the meltdown could bring some satisfaction to you or whomever you wish to gift it to. 

    Kim Hot Head candles are made with a custom blend of soy and other waxes, using high quality dyes. Like the man himself, the Kim Jong-Un candle stands about 2.5 inches tall. Unlike Kim, the candle is mercifully unscented.  

     “The days are gone forever when our enemies could blackmail us with nuclear bombs.” – Kim Jong-Un

    •  Supreme Leader of North Korea since 2011 
    • Leader of the Workers' Party of Korea since 2012